All of these were overheard this weekend in Alabama while I was visiting some friends:
"He was as tall as half an oak tree so I knew better than to fight him"- guy who stopped by after a wedding
"I hope you don't think we're bigotted." - an older woman who turned to me after her husband said something about football players these days
"Your baby sounded like Barry White and was smoking a cigar" - someone talking about a dream they had
"Do ya wanna 'cool-your-panties-off-in-a-jiffy' cocktail?" - the unofficial bartender
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